Archive - okay zoomer

You're not supposed to know who "Baby Gronk" is

That's why it's funny :)

Jun 8, 2023 •

The man who gets paid to eat food in the shower restored my faith in viral content

It's such a relief to see a genuinely funny person get popular.

Jun 1, 2023 •

May 2023

Remember Remember Eternal September

This has nothing to do with the weather

May 18, 2023 •

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this is my job now fyi!

May 10, 2023 •

July 2022

The Backrooms and the inevitable silliness of internet horror

Creepypasta transcends the millennial gaze.

Jul 19, 2022 •

May 2022

All the things people want me to know about Gen Z

When you're young, that's all you are to some people.

May 25, 2022 •

April 2022

I figured out what to do with all the TikTok heartthrobs

Here's how we keep the golden retriever boys of the internet booked and busy without forcing them into the music industry.

Apr 6, 2022 •

March 2022

Meet Okay Zoomer's greatest source — our resident young person

This has very little to do with Pete Davidson.

Mar 28, 2022 •

All the newsletters I didn't write

Normalize being in your flop era

Mar 21, 2022 •

November 2021

a visit from the content fairy

quick link dump & some housekeeping

Nov 16, 2021 •

October 2021

Get in losers, we're going hellmaxxing

This is my fault, isn't it.

Oct 20, 2021 •

September 2021

The agony and the ecstasy of TikTok fan theories

"I've waited years for someone to ask me about my theories!"

Sep 10, 2021 •

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